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Blow job Addict with a mullet who hates paying for movies at drive in's. Trent is a Dickhead. His friend Kev is "sick." Probably with AIDS. Kev is responsible for Trent's grooming and hairstyle. Kev is a Dickhead. Trent loves to "smash" birds. It is unclear if this act of animal cruelty is practiced with or without his dick, but the act of killing birds occurs around the point of climax during his meth fueled sessions of deviant sex. He loves Police and obeying the law. His mother works hard. You are a Dickhead.
Example 1
"Stop being a Trent from Punchy!!"

"What does that mean!??!"

"Well, a Trent From Punchy is a... Blow job Addict with a mullet who hates paying for movies at drive in's. Trent is a Dickhead. His friend Kev is "sick." Probably with AIDS. Kev is responsible for Trent's grooming and hairstyle. Kev is a Dickhead. Trent loves to "smash" birds. It is unclear if this act of animal cruelty is practiced with or without his dick. He loves Police and obeying the law His mother works hard."

"I don't see how that applies?"

Example 2
"It's my turn on the clicker*!" *foreign for Tv Remote

"No it Ain't!"

"If we watch one more episode of Scrubs* I am going to go Trent from Punchy on you." *Scrubs is synonymous with Inferior Situation Comedy

"Pfffffftttt!!!"

"I hate that show. I swear one more episode and I will kill all your Birds."

"Oh yeah!"

"Yeah"

"Alright then. How about Modern Family instead? I've got it on my Tivo!"

"Sure. That sounds great. I love that show because it makes you think and gives you an erection!"

"Agreed. Now let's kill your birds and fuck!"
by Glistening Man Seed Man October 20, 2010

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