1 definition by GiantDong

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A fat and bigoted know-nothing who has wet dreams about raising his own white nationalist version of the Vietcong to take over the U.S. Believes blacks and Jews are plotting to take over the world. Paradoxically calls himself a patriot while threatening the U.S. military. Frequently jerks off to pictures he drew himself depicting the Founding Fathers having sex with top members of the Nazi regime whilst wearing a three corner hat. Occasionally seen sucking cock.
"You see that interview Piers Morgan had with Alex Jones? What a fat piece of shit moron!"

"Man, you suck more cock than Alex Jones!"

"Alex Jones has a tattoo of Hitler on his balls".

"Alex Jones has micropenis and likes to get tea bagged by tea bagging patriots dressed like a slave master from colonial times."
by GiantDong January 08, 2013
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