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Synonym for the word Atheist:

A shallow, insecure, scared, and small person who does not believe in Gods existence, but tries their hardest to make fun of people who do not believe in one. Usually result in an epic fail because most are retarded.

Most Atheist losers are Goths, Emos, and just straight up gay. Atheist losers tend to be unathletic, unpopular, virgins as opposed to most Christian teens that are nice, popular at school, and excel in cool sports like football and lacrosse (winners at life and the afterlife). Atheists after school activities include cutting the wrist, running away from home, being mean to their christian parents because they believe in order, and going on websites like this, spamming definitions bashing christians because christians bash those low lifes at school.

Atheist losers try to act smart and say Christians believe in fantasies. They end up sounding straight up stupid. They are oblivious to the fact that most Christians interpret the bible in symbolism to life including; treating people fair, loving, and caring through the teachings of a man named Jesus of Nazareth<3. This is why kids are raised christian tend to be an all around successful person, rather than a fuck up atheist loser who ran away from home because he hated his parents for being Christian.

Atheists losers like many on this website (fags) think all Christians are extremists just like a hillbilly red neck would think all muslims are extremists. So basically an Atheist loser is a redneck who tries to act smart by saying science proves the bible wrong, but never explain their answer or show any work. That is not science, that is their research on dumb atheist websites instead of picking up a real book.

Some famous Atheist losers

Joseph Stalin

Vladimir Lenin

Karl Marx

Ron Jeremy's Cousin

Kim Jong-il

Kathy Griffin

Bjork

Fidel Castro

+Millions of freaks whose names I don't know and don't care about.

Normal matured respectful Atheists:

Abraham Lincoln

Albert Einstein


Atheist loser: Woww all christians are soooo dumb wow the bible isn't real SCIENCE PROVES IT SCIENCE PROVES ALL!

Christian: How so?

Atheist Loser: CAUSE GOD IS FAKE DUH STUPID

Christian: Where's the science in that?

Atheist loser: uh.. well..uh fuck god he is a fag and jesus was not real!

Christian: Yeah I guess Jesus was fake and the biggest religion worldwide started from a fake man, thats good science buddy you're smart.

Atheist loser: I know, I'm good at science cause I'm atheist.

Christian: Well do you know the nuclear charge of Oxygen is?

Atheist loser: Uh umm well No that isn't science! Science is disproving christianity!

Christian: Hmm well you made it clear that you and most other ATHEIST LOSERS are retarded human beings and should be refered to as "it"... and the answer was 8 dumb ass its equal to its atomic number. Only a christian wouldn't know that, right atheist loser?

Atheist loser: uhh yea.. yea right.. I hate jesus and god even tho they don't exist,ahh jesus was never born but i still celebrate christmas, ahhh i have a little chode dick.
by Get RAP3D January 08, 2009