The universally well-known conartist of the Middle East. Steals America's hearts and money, swoons the ladies, and humps hotties, all while getting rich off his oil. He owns blue suits, a Maserati, a well-decorated home, and his wife. He heads a portion of the Taliban, and trains suicide-bombers. In his spare time, he is also a used car salesman.
Woah, dude. Did you watch the news this morning? Hamid sent America a new video via Al Jazeera! I'm fuckin' scared for my life! The Amber Alert is high, I mean there is a red-flag warning now!