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noun:

the entertaining act of person(s) steering a jet ski while behaving rambunctiously due to excess alcohol intake
"Dude, man, instead of bar-hopping this weekend, we have got to pile the bros into my truck and drive down to the river. It's time for a good jetskinebriation. Lemme get the Sea Doo."

"A jetskinebriation is what I need after a long week's work."

Man on yacht: "Oh my god! Look over there! (Points at an overturned jet ski with men in the water laughing their asses off)

Man on yacht: "Are you two men okay?"

Man in water: "Yeah, just having an extreme jetskinebriation. No big deal."
by G.I. Joel February 14, 2011
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jetskinebriation
noun:

the entertaining act of person(s) steering a jet ski while behaving rambunctiously due to excess alcohol intake
"Dude, man, instead of bar-hopping this weekend, we have got to pile the bros into my truck and drive down to the river. It's time for a good jetskinebriation. Lemme get the Sea Doo."

"A jetskinebriation is what I need after a long week's work."

Man on yacht: "Oh my god! Look over there! (Points at an overturned jet ski with men in the water laughing their asses off)

Man on yacht: "Are you two men okay?"

Man in water: "Yeah, just having an extreme jetskinebriation. No big deal."
by G.I. Joel March 1, 2011
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