The most persuasive people in the entire galaxy. Even their lies are persuasive. They train at McDonalds.
Stormtrooper: Let me see your identification.
Obi-Wan: (waves his hand) You don't need to see his identification.
Stormtrooper: We don't need to see his identification.
Guy: I'd like a big mac, please.
Cashier(The jedi's secret identity):Buy a drink and fries
Guy: Yeah. A drink & fries.
Most jedis eventually becomes politicians, CEOs, marketers, lawyers & PR consultants.
The guy who Disney girls will mistake for Zac Efron.
I witnessed a girl watch Star Wars for the whole 2 hours just because she thought that Zac Efron was playing Luke Skywalker, until I told her that its Mark Hamill.
The opposite of news. When news become old and the less intellectual call it old news, which is an oxymoron.
Similarly, old newspapers are called oldspapers.
Guy1: Dude, I just read about the WTC and 9/11.
Guy2: That's olds,man. Start reading the news more often.
When the sun will come up. And you can bet your bottom dollar. Plus, its only a day away.
Tomorrow, Tomorrow, I love you tomorrow, You're only a day away.
Man who wants to prevent the ice caps from melting. Unfortunately, he's also full of hot air.
Al Gore is full of hot air but he cares about the melting ice caps.