Definitions by Frosty J Hammer

TOBAC 

The Old Ball And Chain: your electronic connection to the real world you are trying to leave behing... but can't.

Sorry to bring this laptop on the fishing trip, but I promised the boss I'd have the TOBAC with me.

TOBAC by Frosty J Hammer August 19, 2007

DSW 

"Dick Size War"

When two sides both say there's is better, bigger, faster, longer, harder, whatever than the other side's.

"DSW" trivializes the competition as each side saying "My dick's bigger than yours."

I'm not getting into any DSW between Pickies and SQL-addicts.

DSW by Frosty J Hammer December 26, 2005

cttn

Coffee Thru The Nose

that joke had me CTTN

cttn by Frosty J Hammer April 13, 2005

ISYN 

"I Shit You Not"

Although the speaker is usually full of shit, right now is especially full of shit, and has been just this minute talking shit, the next shit outta his mouth is "the true shit."

This guy's last name was, ISYN, "Kracker!"

ISYN by Frosty J Hammer January 30, 2004

TFTL 

Thanks For The Link

Got the link you sent me... TFTL! =`:^>

TFTL by Frosty J Hammer January 27, 2004

TISNT 

That Is Simply Not True

Bush said Saddam Hussein was seeking Uranium from Niger, but TISNT.

TISNT by Frosty J Hammer January 20, 2004