Definitions by Freshette Colloquial

Cootieceutical 

The fluids etc... exchanged between lovers, or the chemicals released by lovemaking that change their mood fostering attachment. Notably semen and oxytocin.

From: Cootie - infectious agent of the opposite sex (school yard) and ceutical - medicinal preparation

Holy crackers, I thought I was immune to love, but his cootieceuticals overpowered me!

Cootieceutical by Freshette Colloquial June 17, 2011