1 definition by FreeBlago1

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A guy who is a non-alpha male that hangs around girls, mostly his female friends hoping that some "action" will slip down his way. He is not aggresive nor a real cock block.
My friend: "I'd like to go hit on that table of girls but there are two guys with them"
Me: "No worries, let's go talk to them. Those dudes are just beta orbiters"
by FreeBlago1 October 28, 2011

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