3 definitions by Frank and Melissa

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someone with the judgment or intelligence of a half-chimp, half-human; an idiot; a dolt. May also be construed as half-human, half-choad.

When Frank saw that Chad had put yet another Calvin-peeing-on-something decal on the back of his truck, he could only roll his eyes and mutter, "What a chuman."
by Frank and Melissa August 14, 2006

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someone with the judgment or intelligence of a half-chimp, half-human; an idiot; a dolt. May also be construed as half-human, half-choad.
When Frank saw that Chad had put yet another Calvin-peeing-on-something decal on the back of his truck, he could only roll his eyes and mutter, "What a chuman."
by Frank and Melissa August 13, 2006

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A person who is goth beyond all recognition, for years and years, and whose personality is blotted out by the everpresent desire not to be seen as the individual they are, but just as "goth freak." Instead of here comes Kristen, it's here comes some goth freak.
Where is Randy?

Oh, he's at the Bauhaus reunion concert with that 37-year-old depeche choad he knows.
by Frank and Melissa August 30, 2006

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