Maynooth, simply the greatest town in Ireland. Small, with a population of only 10,000 but has a long history behind it, with the Fitzgeralds of Kildare and Maynooth Castle.
Also home to local hero Leon Talbot, credited with the discovery of the Guch.
First Guy: Where that bitch from?
Second guy: Oh that nigga from leixlip!
First Guy: Typical
Second Guy: True that, now lets go back to the hood, by which i mean Maynooth..