The last name of a God. If you meet a man with the last name Pochepan, you must give yourself to him. Spanish girls love the name, its in their blood. Pochepans are always, smart, athletic, and great in bed. It is said that if you look into one of their eyes long enough, you fall in love with them. Dont ever fuck around with a Pochepan because they will fuck you up.
Taylor: Dude, look, its a Pochepan.
Tom: Holy shit. Should we talk to him?
Taylor: No dude.
Tom: I have too! His eyes are so beautiful! And he has like 5 girls around him!
Taylor: Dude you are a guy?
Tom: I want him....