You guys are close...It's when you're out at a club you find the fattest nastiest chick there. Bring her home and start giving it to her doggy style. Once you have a firm grip and a wide stance scream out "You are the foulest bitch I have ever seen!" and slap her in the face. Then try and hold on as long as possible as she tries to throw you off.
I struck out with lacy at the club last night so I took some hog home and had me a nice buckin bronco.