A rotund short woman, clad in denim trousers. Most important feature is the dependable attire of the denim jacket which covers up the cellulose-mottled cottage cheese torso.
Can be identified by rapid snorting disguised as laughing. Short red dyke-ish haircut rounds out this rare specimen's ensemble.
"Hey, who let the pig into Bob's Restaurant?"
"Oh, never mind, it's just that denim dyke again."
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