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4 definitions by Enchini<3

 
1.
TMP
Too Many People.
Cos like, there are TMP in the world.

Name my friends? TMP.

Who I fancy? TMP.

There are just TMP all the time JEEZ WORLD JUST STOP HAVING BABIES ALRIGHT?!
by Enchini<3 June 27, 2011
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2.
-The kindly word for an unnatractive peice of crap excuse for hair that may sit atop the lip of a man (or woman) and give them a certain look, that often makes one think of a pedophile.

-A moustache that makes somebody look seriously pedophillic.
"Eww...That creepy badminton teacher keep staring at me at club practice!"

"Yeah, he probably loves you. I mean, he has a pedostache."

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"So, im thinking about growing a moustache love."

"So long as it's not a pedostache I don't care.
by Enchini<3 July 06, 2011
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3.
CPF
Close Personal Friend
"Oh my god, yeah, she gave me her phone number and -"

"What the hell?! She gave you her - WHEN DID YOU BECOME CPF'S WITH THAT BITCH!?"

"Look, im really sorry, i can't come to the party with you, im going somehere with Kitty..."

*

"What so she's your new Bestie now?"

"No, we're just CPF's..."
by Enchini<3 July 02, 2011
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4.
A virgin, as in, a person that has never had sex. With anybody. They're rare nowadays. Just like unicorns...WHICH ARE REAL.
"Out of all my friends, I'm the only unicorn left..."

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"OH MY GOD YOU'VE NEVER DONE IT!! You're a 30 year old unicorn! Oh my god..."

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"I don't even know any unicorns, they're like, mythical creatures. I lost my unicorn status last year, in John Smith's backseat..."
by Enchini<3 August 28, 2011
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