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A place located in southern New Hampshire, about 34 miles away from Hampton, the ghetto town where all of southern New Hampshire pot is dealed. Thus, derry gets a lot of hampton's shit. Over the summer months, skaters lurk around Derry, and constantly get attacked by cops, as there is one tiny skate park in derry, where old drunk people go, as well as high drug dealers come to smoke tree, and jump people to steal their iPods and shit. Since you can't really skate there, they end up skating around town.

People always bitch and complain about how they want to “leave this shitty town” when they never actually attempt to do so.

The main places to hang out are: Macgregor park, Taco Bell, Shaws, the now non existent trail behind McDonalds, McDonalds, Derry Skate Park, and Wendy's.

The town says that Derry is a “beautiful place” when in reality its a shit hole. Seriously, you can't go five minutes without seeing a “beautiful Derry” sign.

All of the “special events” in Derry are all either family orientated, or all about going to church.

There is also a guy named Tim, who walks around town even in the cold, and is known by many teens as “Limpy”. He tells people he shot himself in the leg along with many other crazy stories which probably 90% of them are not true. You will always see him smoking something. And eventually, you just want him to leave you the fuck alone.

The only high school in Derry is Pinkerton Academy, which freshman's are hated, bomb threats go on all the time, fights just about everyday, lots of drama, and a Police Guy name Togi who can run way faster than you. Pinkerton's rival team is Londonderry. (Also known as Luck Fondonderry.).

West Running Brook Middle School, (also known as West) is a school that is known to have lots of racist people, rude teachers, and lots of druggies. And almost all of the students wish they went to Hood.

Gilbert H. Hood Middle School, (also known as Hood) is a place that derry kids learn how to swear, smoke in the bathrooms, constantly write on bathroom walls even though you could "get suspended for two days" by doing so, and pretty much don't learn anything.

In conclusion, Derry is a sucky ass place to live. If you are thinking about moving somewhere near Derry, move somewhere else.
"Man, Derry sucks."
"Lets go smoke weed at the crack shack."
"Fuck, the trails gone."
"Some druggie stole my iPod."
"Let's smoke some weed somewhere in shiity ass derry!"
"Shit man, it's the pigs."
by Eli & Elmoo August 22, 2009

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