Being Denton is a state of mind where you reject all enthusiasm for anything and bring down the world around you with your cynical demeanor.
Being cynical and being Denton are very similar things by defination; but you can always tell when someone is being Denton, as all nearby children under the age of seven, who are too weak to fight the force of Denton will become moderately didappointed.
Mike, could you just pass me that lead over?
"what? You mean I actually HAVE to move?"
God, you're being Denton.