8 definitions by EMR1976

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An ignorant D-list celebrity/bitch that has never made a substantive argument to back up any of her political views and instead just calls everyone that disagrees with her a racist or a homophobe. Most recently, she did this when she accused tea party protesters of being racist rednecks, even though the protest had nothing at all to do with race. JG lacks the cognitive ability to understand that it is possible for people to be angry about the excessive spending, coming hyperinflation and tax increases that will destroy this country, and not be racists. Also, she doesn't shave her pits and has a head the size of a Hummer.
Dude: "Hey, I said I didn't want pickles on my burger!"

Janeane Garofalo: "You fucking racist."
by EMR1976 July 12, 2009
A miserable, unpleasant and bitterly unattractive female who claims she and 40% of her Georgetown Law coeds need $1,000/yr for contraceptives. She was dragged into a controversy when talk-radio host Rush Limbaugh called her a "slut" for blowing through a grand's worth of contraceptives in a year, thus causing leftists to hyperventilate, shit their pants, and fall all over themselves trying to get him kicked off the air, in their true fascist ways. However, Limbaugh should not have called her a slut. He should have called her a lying shameless freeloader, and a professional victim who expects everyone else to fund her sex life. (cause now this is a right too apparently) People aren't against contraception. They're against forcing insurers to cover it if they don't want to. And anyone and everyone knows you can get "the pill" for around $10/month, and condoms relatively cheaply also. (Again, she's a LIAR!) And god forbid the shameless little freeloader be expected to control her urges until she can get to a gas station and pay a couple dollars for some condoms. That's just too much to ask of the lying man-jawed freak. When Fluke wants to fuck, it's NOW! Like a monkey in heat, impulse control is out of the question.
Dude: "Hey, who's that slut on the corner holding up a sign that says 'will fuck for free"

Dude 2: That's a man......oh wait, no, that's Sandra Fluke, the slut that blows through a grand a year on contraceptives, and wants US to pay for it all!

Dude: Wow, what a shameless, lying, freeloading sack of shit!

Dude 2: I agree. Now let's go buy some condoms and tag-team that hoe.

Dude: Right on!
by EMR1976 March 08, 2012
A noted scholar at Harvard on African-American culture that recently got called out hard for trying to stage a racial oppression incident after being asked for ID in his own home by an officer responding to a 911 burglary call. Instead of just showing his ID, being respectful, and moving on as most reasonable people would, he assumed that the officer's default setting was "racist," and proceeded to throw a temper tantrum in public that eventually led to his arrest. He has radical associations with black militants and Marxists and has made many racially inflammatory statements over the years. He also is a personal friend of Barack Obama and held a fundraiser for him.
Cop: "Good afternoon sir, how are you today!"

Henry Louis Gates: "Fuck you racist! Look see! We still need affirmative action! This cop is profiling me!"
by EMR1976 July 27, 2009
When a white girl uses a black dildo
Bob: "So did you hook up with that chick last night?"

Joe: "Well, I didn't bang her, but she did allow me to give her the Jackie Robinson."

Bob: "Sweet."
by EMR1976 July 27, 2009
This occurs when you are speaking to a group of people and are rudely interrupted by a drunk black guy with a bad haircut, lameass sunglasses and no musical talent whatsoever.
Bob: "So here today, what we have going......."

(interrupts)

Kanye: "Yo yo imma let u finish but I'm god yo yo black people yo yo kick dat funky beat nigga did I tell y'all I be god yo yo yo"

Audience member1: "Aw hell no he did NOT just pull a Kanye"

Audience member2: "Yeah, he sure did. What a dick."
by EMR1976 September 21, 2009
A once promising young actress with talent and great looks that for some reason completely flipped her lid and started doing so many drugs that she now looks like a 10 cent crack whore. She is barely able to get a movie role now because she is uninsurable. Her drug habit has left her confused sexually also, in that she thinks she's a lesbian, and for some reason is dating a girl that looks like a guy. Um...why not just keep dating dudes if you're gonna date a chick that could go by "Ralph."
Joe: "Dude...what's that crackwhore doin here on Rodeo Dr.?"

Bob: "Fuck man, that ain't a crackwhore, that's Lindsay Lohan!"

Joe: "Lindsay Lohan *IS* a crackwhore now!"

Bob: "Oh, sorry. Almost forgot."
by EMR1976 July 28, 2009
A continent whose indigenous people in the sub-saharan region are barely human, if at all. Although it is the most mineral rich continent on earth, it's "people" war with and enslave one another, thus keeping the continent in a constant state of poverty and turmoil. Many of it's inhabitants are considered to be several hundred years behind the rest of civilization, and on average, it's black population has an average IQ that is roughly 12-15 points lower than normal humans. It also has an arab population, mainly in northern africa, and whites scattered in regions throughout due to colonization by various European countries. Strangely enough, those areas are the only ones worth living in.
Bob: "Dude....wtf are these stupid Africans doing to each other now???"

Joe: "What they always do in africa, run around in their underwear and throw spears at each other."
by EMR1976 August 12, 2009

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