1 definition by Dumped Via Text

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Spineless-small dick-punk-ass-bitch who is forever thereafter referred to as "Dump-Me-Via-Text" and no longer has a name.
In bed with him on a Saturday morning. He jumps up and leaves after sex. She goes back to sleep and wakes up to a missed phone call; no message and a text message breakup. WTF?!?!
by Dumped Via Text October 10, 2011

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