Security Torres is a fat overweight school security officer at Vista Murrieta High School. His fatass drives around school all day thinking he is the shit in his golf cart. The truth is he makes $22,000 a year and thinks he is god. I think he needs to call Jenny.
Boy: Look at that fat man who almost tipped over his golf cart!
Girl: Yep, that is Security Torres
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