A Wog is a mythological creature closely related to a Dragon, typically found drinking Wog-Water
(Beer) in living rooms and TV rooms across the Northern part of continental America, mostly in Canada. Common varients include the T-Wog
which likes light lime beers and the L-Wog
which doesnt drink true beer but instead drinks coolers.
A Bog Wog is a type of Wog that originates in a swampy or boggy area, usually found in the prairy region of Manitoba or Saskatchewan. Bog Wogs tend to spend significant ammounts of time associating with Bog Beavers
and drinking Wog-Water.
"Hey Sue, I think a Bog Wog has settled in our living room."
"Hey you! Quit teasing my Bog Wog!"