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1 definition by Douche-Bag Magee

 
1.
the act of surprising a sleeping person with an erect penis in the mouth.
Pete: Hey Nate last night I gave Jill the surprise cock!

Nate: So you slabberdashed her or something?

Pete: No douche! While she was sleeping I jumped on the bed straddled her head and the next thing she knew she was waking up to a steaming pile of cock in her mouth.
by Douche-Bag Magee September 13, 2009