Virginia is for lovers? This may only be true because of the extremely large amounts of incestuous "loves" that do occur. The only state where the Northern part (AKA NoVa) tries to disassociate itself with the rest of the mullet wearing, cow humping, cousin "loving" residents.
-Billy Bob, mama said I'm done with my chores for the day. Ya'll wanna go screw in the barn.
-Mary Sue, I reckon I'll be there soon, whenever Jameson finishes trimming my mullet.