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1 definition by Dexter St. Jacques

 
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a fat drunken whore, muffin tops leaking over her belt, titties falling out of her shirt, who loves to get plowed. the type of girl you who makes you throw up in your mouth when you realize where you stuck your dick the night before.
check out Smoltz and that slam pig - she's dying for some cock and he's clearly shitfaced enough to give it to her.
by Dexter St. Jacques November 06, 2007