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4 definitions by DesertedChrome

 
1.
I saw this defined multiple times, and all of the 5 definitions I poured over had gotten a large negative vote spree. So I thought that this would help anyone who has to be looking for the definition of a "Nut job"

The "Nut Job" has nothing to do with Sexuality. It is completely and utterly the term used to describe a Maniac, Just like a Nut Case.

In other words, it is an old man or stalker that has lost his mind; Or just a Hyperactive person that is all over the place and always looking for fun

(I don't always use the term do this example is going to be crappy)
Person: "Did you see that old man walking down the street?"

DesertedChrome: "Yeah, I heard about him. He got arrested for multiple charges. He's a Nut Job"
by DesertedChrome February 26, 2012
 
2.
The G-spot is located about 2-3 inches inside the vagina on the outside or anterior wall. It is no doubt very hard to find without using your eyes or some sort of a flashlight -- Good luck doing that without being slapped in the face

But anyways, it's commonly preferred to be hit by the Cock within about 15 minutes of probing, stabbing, and swaying. (If you have good aim).

And, if hit at orgasm, will produce a fluid that is (To this day) uncontrollable unless the female is some sort of a Feminine version of Chuck Norris.
Girl: "Hit my G-Spot"

DesertedChrome: "I'll try"
by DesertedChrome February 25, 2012
 
3.
Gay
The feeling of Excitement, but due to the latest Urban definition, it is apparently Homosexual and represents two men sexually attracted to each other

Is highly overused in schools and is a term now referencing to "Bullshit" "Fake" "Stupid" and well, gay.

It's generally yelled at by someone who is very desperate for a comeback and will be spat out as "WELL YOUR GAY", "Well that's gay", "At least I'm not gay".

It's constantly changing and will, at a certain time, change uses yet again. If you are reading this a couple of years ahead of 2012, then it's probably already changed. For this reason I prefer not to use it as it is for men (and possibly women) as a term used only when ones vocabulary is at a low.
Guy: "Dude, your so gay!"

DesertedChrome: "Yeah, alright."
by DesertedChrome February 25, 2012
 
4.
Believe it or not, one of the most intelligent and strong beings on the planet. No, they are not toys. If you actually think of them like that then you have lost all right of being with them or Socializing with them.

They are commonly attracted to men that actually are humble and treat them like real beings, like large cocks, and despise Porn and Sexually suggesting themes.

They are easily offended if you bring up anything Sexual and are not already involved whilst a mutual relationship with them/are unattractive to them.

They are constantly fighting for dominance or pretending to like each other when a attractive male comes along. They do not spit trash and are more nice than you think that they are.

No, I'm not a female, If you've seen one or two of my posts then you will realize I'm far from not, I'm just delivering the most unbiased facts and opinions I can to the Urban Dictionary.
Woman: "Are you jealous that Women are slightly superior to your?"

DesertedChrome: "Should I be lying or telling the truth?"

Woman: "Telling the truth"

DesertedChrome: "Partially"
by DesertedChrome February 25, 2012