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noun; pronounced "Tell-em" the official haircut of Hoover High School's football team, Tune in to MTV Two a days for visual proof of the fashion faux paus.
"man that Tellum is a visual dichotomy its business in the back party in the front"
by Derek All Together October 01, 2006

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