A fairly disfunctional family like unit. May include "normal" people, or so they think. Often has large blow-ups at eachother and one or two may not talk to another for over a decade. There are plots to sabotage eachother frequently.
Family friend: "Hey, have you talked to Liza?"
Family Member: "Who?"
Family friend: "Um, your sister..."
Family Member: "Oh, you mean the back-stabbing traitor who favors trips to Hawaii over me?!"
Family friend: "Okay, how about Drake?"
Family Member: "Oh, he's in the back getting our assination gear together. Liza said she didn't like his shirt. Bitch needs to pay."