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What is probably the most annoying creature on the face of the Earth?
The Scene Kid. Look at the way they dress, looks like they went for a dumpster dive behind the salvation army in the late 80s. They do stupid shit that no one likes just to draw attention, like to throw a shoe at someone who decided to take a nap. You ask how is this a summer time problem? It really isn't, its a school year problem. Its just annoying kids who come to high school and decide to combine the dickness of the jocks and the bad fashion taste of Dillon Bailey and Emo kids (sorry Dillon, lol).

Let's go into more depth of the scene kid equation.

Dumb kid + being spoiled + not understanding the definition of cool + not being able to dress themselves

all that ^ divided by the stuff below

indecisiveness - true happiness

all that multiplied by the emo factor = scene kid.

Now why do scene kids exsist in a world like this? Because some where along the line, all the wanna-bes in the subcultures got together and had one big orgy, following, all the wanna-be cultures realized they had brought about their own death and all the posers in these wanna-be communes immediately realized that they had created an even more annoying being then themselves creating a lack of need for their generation, so they all ran of the Cliffs of Dover. The Scene kids were now just in an infantile state and left alon in these poser communes, they took up all the mismatched and no longer in style clothing and wore it in outfits that looked like shit and potentially would drive off future mates. After a good semester or two, the wanna-bes had repopulated, thus throwing the scene kids into a world of homeless chaos, the emo factor came in. They became hateful and bitter with the world and felt unaccepted, so they decided to show their anger instead of being like the emos and bottling it up, so they began to develop annoyance techniques to make the other subcultures feel pain. Their first attempt was throwing shit at the outsiders. It worked well enough at first, but the more angered subcultures would throw shit back, but now since their bodies and feelings had been weakened by the emo factor, they couldn't take the pain and were easily beaten back by the other angry students and then the scene kids would go back to their seats/desks and cry for the rest of the class. They needed a new tactic, so they adopted a tactic from one of the oldest subcultures, the jock attitude. Be a dick verbally as much as possible. Soon scene kids became more powerful, able to pick on the nerds. But soon, the fun would stop, most scene kids discovered that whilst being a scene kid it was hard to maintain a relationship and this would trigger the emo factor into mass emo-osity. Once the realtionship would end, the scene kid will sink into an emo stage of nonstop crying for a months, during this month or months, depending on how emo the scene kid is, both the male and female scene kids are struck with PMS and become total and complete spoiled brats, throwing mood swings, chairs, shoes, books, and book bags as their face is as red as a tomato, it is best to avoid the scene kid in this state, because it will either result in getting hit with something or you releasing your madd fists of fury on their ass and getting sent to the principals office. It is most likely not a very good idea to release your madd Tood Johnson kung-fu skills on a scene kid in this state because it will most likely dig you into more trouble than you usually get into and when you get back from your stay in Lawler's Deth Room, the scene kid will remain the same way for longer, sometimes when a scene kid has a break up in a relation ship, they can slip into complete emo-osity and never return, this is good as it means one less scene kid and one more nonexsistent person. At the end of the year, the scene kid winds down into a self-secluded state and begins to hybernate for the summer and prepare for its long stay at home because no one likes them. During their hybernation, most scene kids place themselves infront of the PC to Myspace until the beginning of next school year.
That Monique chick is a scene kid. What a piece of shit.
by Death to Scene June 26, 2007