Situation provoked by an attack from Street Fighter 4's loathingly laughable late prodigy in which your sorry personnae will experience both the tummy levelling propulsor uppercut AND the spine cracking power bomb.
can't believe i'm actually being teleporto-spin-piledriver'D for the 587th time today!
A very fashionable way of reading books consisting in firstly setting out to some nice pub in town to get a pint of chilled tap beer after which the subject resolutely starts reading a random book of his belonging. Also the subject must be as much a quick reader as possible since every 20 minutes at the least he will have to order another pint .. which could and probably will turn the reading into quite a challenge after only an hour or so most of the time ..
Phil : Dude I was taking a walk the other night near that new pub and saw Dan passed out on a table surrounded with empty pints .. weird thing is : there also was next to him was seemed to be a book of sort.
Dave : Darn that can only mean he had gone on a readrinking rampage on his own again ..