If you live there, you might as well be living in a hole in the ground. Unless of course your name is Burke Hill, then you're the handsomest guy this side of the Alamo and you have boobies...only with your shirt off though. Pea-Sout.
Hey, that dude is cool....wait, he's from the Hat? Forget him....wait....is he Burke Hill? I think he fought in the Alamo, he's cool! Nice rack too!