Suzie Jane: A male or female who has natrual long perfect nails, and hair all cut in one length, with propper clothing and old styling.. this is not a good styling suzie janes are the too pefect people.. or the man at the bank who's nails are long, or the women with the perect bob haircut, red lipstick and a jacket with big shoulderpads and looks like she has a pole in her ass.