A British newspaper, founded in 1900. Originally a broadsheet
, it has been
for the past
The paper was bought by pornographer Richard
Desmond in 2000, and since then has been dragged downmarket in an attempt to cut costs. In fact, only 7 headlines are known
KILLER/HEALTHY FOODS YOU SHOULD
Stories about DIANA DEATH are usually printed on Mondays as no news
ever happens over the weekend in Expressland. The Express will print
anything about Princess Diana as front page news
In August 2007 every headline from
August 3 onwards was devoted to the missing toddler Madeleine
McCann, often reporting on stories that for some reason the rest of the media would either not both reporting or put in a small column on page 25. The absence of anything remotely resembling Real News
has caused many
people to worry about the condition
of the Daily
Express for many
Daily Express headlines:
"Diana Death: Diana Was Abducted By Aliens"
"Evil Immigrants Are After YOUR Jobs, Middle England!"
"Killer Weather Causes Drop Of Rain To Fall"