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Noun - A dessert made using a menstruating female with a yeast infection, first throw down some flour (resembling a biscuit-like cake), then when the male is done 'kneading the dough' he pulls it out and cums on top (resembling a sweet biscuit, topped with strawberries and cream). This is then given up to the male who drew the short straw for sloppy seconds to clean up and then make his own shortcake for number 3, and so on....
I gave him the strawberry shortcake I made earlier for good luck.
by DOOKIE67 March 05, 2010

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