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seminal lip balm

Semen, that has strayed onto a woman's lips, after giving head or receiving a "money shot".
"Baby, you have some chapped lips. Come here. I got some seminal lip balm for ya!"
by D. Gould September 30, 2006
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pucker power

A sportbike that goes SO fast, it causes your anus to "pucker up", to keep your insides from falling out.
"I know a guy, who got clocked on his Hayabusa 1300, going three hundred k. Now THAT'S pucker power!"
by D. Gould January 28, 2006
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bootback

A person who professionally shines boots, at a gay, leather bar. Usually only works weekends, and does so partially to satisfy his own, personal boot fetish.
"Where's the bootback? I got a scuff on my Wesco's!"
by D. Gould November 29, 2006
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one-two crunch

When a motorcycle rider is catapulted from their bike, lands on the ground, and is subsequently run over by their own bike, as momentum carries the trailing bike up and over their body.
"I saw Rossi take a one-two crunch, after highsiding a turn during a race."
by D. Gould September 13, 2006
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macking on the sly

Covert flirting between two people. Because they have to keep their true feelings for each other secret, for whatever reason (i.e. they work together, one is married, etc.).
"Those two can't seem to stand each other! They're always fighting over something!"

"Wrong, man. It's all a front they put up. They're actually macking on the sly."
by D. Gould March 8, 2006
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flake job

Anyone not of sound mind, or who's behavior could cause them to be construde as such.
"It was minus fifteen degrees, with a foot of snow covering the ground, when this flake job rode his motorcycle into my shop today."
by D. Gould February 10, 2007
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gossip hound

Someone who gossips incessantly. Usually a person with no life of their own, who enjoys wreaking social havoc amongst others. So completely untrustworthy, they cannot be trusted with even the most trivial of information. Often observed carrying a cell phone, and can text message at warp speed. Most often observed in females, but may include gay men.
"My girlfriend got overly drunk at the party, and fell down the stairs. Thanks to a gossip hound, by the next afternoon, everybody in school knew about it."
by D. Gould May 1, 2006
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