D. Gould's definitions

cock star

Any male perfomer, in adult film.

"Rocco Siffredi, is an UBER cock star!"

by D. Gould March 17, 2006

fun boy

An "ass pirate", of the first order. Often observed dancing to disco, wearing leather chaps, and a Muir cap.

"Hey Fun Boy...Velcome to zee funhaus!"

by D. Gould June 27, 2006

Vegas ass

The exact opposite, of "smells like ass". Unlike the previous phrase, "Vegas ass" describes hygenically and visually refined bottoms, or their associated scent. An ass one is more likely to lick, than find repulsive. Typicallly found on an exotic dancer, who works in a very high-end, Las Vegas "Gentleman's Club". Henceforth, the name.

"This place smells like ass. And NOT, freshly scrubbed, "Vegas ass" either!"

by D. Gould February 9, 2006

social cockroach

Much like the insect bearing the same name, a social cockroach, is a person with no redeeming qualities whatsoever, who just refuses to go away.

"My ex-husband, is a 100% social cockroach. He prowls the night in a drunken stupor, vandalizing my boyfriend's car."

by D. Gould December 9, 2006

professional bargainer

In retail, a customer who feels they are absolved, for whatever reason, from paying the full retail, or even sale price, of an item. They are ruthlessly aggressive, cutthroat, and Grade-A social bottomfeeders, of the lowest order. Often they will use every lie or excuse in the book, in order to garnish themselves a deal. They will claim a product is damaged, when it is not. They will claim to be family of staff, when they are not. Females will attempt to use sexual charm, while males prefer verbal aggression, to try and break down a salesperson. Easily spotted. Often found standing in the middle of the store, yelling at the top of their lungs, and making an ass of themselves.

"If that 'professional bargainer' makes a purchase from you, make sure you hit him up with the hidden 'PAIN IN MY ASS' tax. He has it coming to him!"

by D. Gould January 13, 2006

switch hit

Masterbating, with your non-dominant hand. Much like a "friendly stranger", it supposedly gives one the feeling of being tugged by another person.

"If you're right-handed, why don't you jerk off with your right hand?"

"Because if you switch hit, it makes you cum faster."

by D. Gould June 11, 2006

tits in Cali

A phrase used to describe the transparent and artifical nature, of a person's projected character or personality.

"That chick pretends to be sincere and honest, but she's like 'tits in Cali': totally FAKE."

by D. Gould January 25, 2006