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Jim Jones Kool Aid

Any poisonous, liquid concoction one drinks, in order to commit suicide. Taken from the infamous "Jonestown massacre" mass suicide, when cult leader Jim Jones killed his flock with poisoned punch.
"Drain cleaner and Jack Daniels? That's a Jim Jones Kool Aid, if I EVER heard one!"
by D. Gould March 1, 2006
mugGet the Jim Jones Kool Aidmug.

professional protester

Any unemployed, fanatically Liberal protester, who spends an inordinate amount of time protesting the Republican wing. Often protests so frequently, they lose track of what they are actually protesting. Usually falls within the age range of 18-35. Descriptions include bad dye jobs, nasty facial piercings, and copious amounts of tacky tattoos. While adopting a "hippy-ish" style dresscode, and associated hygiene practices.
"Berkeley University in California, produces the highest number of professional protesters, in all United States."
by D. Gould February 15, 2006
mugGet the professional protestermug.

chick dick

No boyfriend? Go buy a chick dick!
by D. Gould November 29, 2006
mugGet the chick dickmug.

Nice

Used as a response, to punctuate the severity of what is currently being spoken by the other person. Akin to saying "WTF", or "holy shit".
"So I'm riding down the highway, and the tire blows out on my bike."

"Nice."

"As if that wasn't enough, it got hit by a passing car on the shoulder!"

"FUCKING NICE!!!"
by D. Gould October 4, 2008
mugGet the Nicemug.

faganomics

All things pretaining to the male, homosexual lifestyle. With heavy emphasis, on overly feminine behaviours.
"Owning leather chaps, but no motorcycle, is an obvious sign of faganomics at work."
by D. Gould June 1, 2006
mugGet the faganomicsmug.

shit magnet

Any person, in which trouble and drama, follows them everywhere they go.
"Stay away from that chick. She's a total shit magnet."
by D. Gould January 3, 2007
mugGet the shit magnetmug.

call a lumberjack

What you need to do when you get "wood", from looking at a hot chick.
"Uh oh. Someone call a lumberjack. 'Cause I got WOOD!"
by D. Gould February 6, 2006
mugGet the call a lumberjackmug.

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