A blunt force object (such as a hammer or crowbar), carried on a motorcycle, used to extract revenge. When a vehicle is driven too carelessly next to a rider, and they are subsequently almost run over, the "traffic cop" is withdrawn from its respective sheath, and used to smash the windshield of the offending party.
by D. Gould January 15, 2007
Get the traffic copmug. An old school term, dating back to the 1960's. Meaning a large front tire, of any custom motorcycle.
by D. Gould November 05, 2006
Get the Cat Squashermug. In retail, a customer who feels they are absolved, for whatever reason, from paying the full retail, or even sale price, of an item. They are ruthlessly aggressive, cutthroat, and Grade-A social bottomfeeders, of the lowest order. Often they will use every lie or excuse in the book, in order to garnish themselves a deal. They will claim a product is damaged, when it is not. They will claim to be family of staff, when they are not. Females will attempt to use sexual charm, while males prefer verbal aggression, to try and break down a salesperson. Easily spotted. Often found standing in the middle of the store, yelling at the top of their lungs, and making an ass of themselves.
"If that 'professional bargainer' makes a purchase from you, make sure you hit him up with the hidden 'PAIN IN MY ASS' tax. He has it coming to him!"
by D. Gould January 13, 2006
Get the professional bargainermug. Masterbating, with your non-dominant hand. Much like a "friendly stranger", it supposedly gives one the feeling of being tugged by another person.
"If you're right-handed, why don't you jerk off with your right hand?"
"Because if you switch hit, it makes you cum faster."
"Because if you switch hit, it makes you cum faster."
by D. Gould June 11, 2006
Get the switch hitmug. by D. Gould September 30, 2006
Get the seminal lip balmmug. by D. Gould February 06, 2006
Get the call a lumberjackmug. by D. Gould January 03, 2007
Get the shit magnetmug.