1 definition by D in V

Top Definition
noun.

The big, thick, weighty penis that your Dad has, and that you don't.
"Hey Cam., do you think we will ever get Dad Dong?"

Remember when you were a kid showering with your dad? His penis was always enormous, and you always wondered how come yours didn't resemble his at all.
by D in V December 12, 2008

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt