1 definition by Custard Chucker

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At the end of a heavy night out you take a girl home and after some heavy petty you get to the main course and all you have is a floppy cock and no matter how hard either of you try, nothing can make you stand to attention.
I'm gutted as brought a fittie home with me last night, but I done a Rob.
by Custard Chucker September 16, 2005

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