1 definition by Crivitz muff wrangler

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Your fucking that bitch missionary style. And just before you loose your nut, you slipped out from the wetness and in the re-entry you aim low and end up in the back door. Yelling, "CRIVITZ!"
We accidentally found ourselves going south and ended up in the mud in crivitz.
by Crivitz muff wrangler September 18, 2011

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