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A Cleveland steamroller is when you shit on a girl’s chest, then rub your wang back and forth in it and smear it around between her boobies.
i saw your mom at the store last night when she was buying some mayonnaise. she asked me to come home with her and give her a cleveland steamroller. i told her i wouldn't because she's a skanky ho and her cunt smells like jergens.
by Crappy McCrapperstein January 06, 2006