1 definition by Coom

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1.Glasgow slang for taking a joke too far or making a joke that does not make any sense at all:

Coom:"you can talk like that when you can afford a religion that doesn't have shit on its face
(silence for several minutes)
random person:"Coom,what the fuck?"

"in the dark"

2.to Coom, in madden terms, is to call shitbag plays

3.Coom: a breed of mutant that has a rivalry with swans ever since one of the Cooms was raped by a swan

1.Coom:"you can talk like that when you can afford a religion that doesn't have shit on its face
(silence for several minutes)
random person:"Coom,what the fuck?"


1.Random person:"damn this is really hard!"
William:"that's what your mum said"
Coom:"In the dark!!" - wtf

by Coom March 12, 2009

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