3 definitions by Commissioner, HAGC

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1. A swift unexpected strike to a male's crotch, often with an open palm.

2. A game involving hitting other males in the crotch: the Antagonist initiates the game by saying "Balltap?" to the Target. If the Target responds affirmatively in any fashion or repeats the word "Balltap" back, it is legitimate for the Antagonist to attempt a balltap. The Target may defend by either responding negatively, ending the game, or responding affirmatively and rapidly attempting to balltap the Antagonist (a Reversal).
Male 1: "Balltap?"
Male 2: (confused) "Balltap?"
Male 1 strikes Male 2 in crotch.
Male 2: "Owww! Fuck!"
Male 1: "I win."
by Commissioner, HAGC April 21, 2004

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The act of masturbating to orgasm 24 times in 24 hours. Generally only considered challenging for males.
Ryan Boyko finished the 24-24 Challenge in 20:59 minutes. That's pretty impressive.
by Commissioner, HAGC April 25, 2004

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The act of placing one's bare rear on the face of an unconscious person. Often accompanied by a teabag. Note that in many regions the itchy dog is only considered legitimate if the Target has become unconscious while still wearing shoes.
"Shhh--look at Ryan--he's so gone. Somebody itchy dog him."
by Commissioner, HAGC April 21, 2004

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