a Puerto Rican Male with the powers of a liger, the brains of AI machine, and the charm of Zorro. He has the power to woo you and then disappear in the blink of an eye. His comedic styling is unparalleled and will leave you thinking, WHAT???!?!
Demetrio: "I wonder if Boston has so many bars because of its name. I mean if you say it with the accent it Bahston. It kind of sounds like Bahs-toon... bahs-town...bars-town.... GET IT?!"