3 definitions by Clayton larmie

The Equestrian

As you are having sex from behind with your pants on, Your are balls deep in your baby's mama. Near climax, undo your belt and toss it around in her mouth like a bridal. Slap her ass and say "Giddie up" until she walks out and never calls you again.

John Frist: I finally gave Merlen's mom the Equestrian.

J lo: Wow how was it.

John Frist: it was Ok but I kinda want her to call me back but i finally got the balls to call her back and she said neh.

by Clayton larmie July 3, 2006

Rivera ride

Made popular by Geraldo Rivera. Ask your girlfriend over to talk about a serious subject but make sure you have a blanket. One more requiment, you must have a mustache that would make a biker jizz'em. So you and your girlfriend are having so much fun talking about the rising gasoline prices, that when you lay down, she pulls down her pants and sits right on your face. To master this, your mustache has to give her the orgasim not your tongue. Then you clean up her shit with the blanket cuz you dont have a towel.

I was watching Jerry springer the other day, door bell rang. Guess who it was, Tom Selic. We got a talking and I pulled down my pants, I sat down on his face, next thing i know was, Oops! Geraldo showed me this, the Rivera ride

by Clayton larmie July 3, 2006

Dirty Cue

You are looking at the toughest pool shot possible, and you are running dangerously low on chalk. You need massive english so the only possible solution would be to stick the tip of the cue in your opponutes ass. The colon butter acts as a perfect chalk substitue. You drain the shot and Massey says "Snoochie boochies."

After a long night of drinking, Tanner finally decided to face paul in a billiards game to the death. The chalk was gone and his girlfriend was incompasitated draped over the couch when the most impossible shot ever arrised. Tanner decided to go with the colon butter and fucking drained the shot. That was difently a dirty cue.

by Clayton larmie July 3, 2006