This sexual position, originating in Superior Grill last Friday, consists of two penises placed head to head. or "eye to eye" proverbially speaking. After in position, the Chinese Finger Trapper stretches the foreskin of his junk over that of the Chinese finger trappee and sways to and fro, thus simulating a Chinese Finger Trap. This goes on until he realizes how ridiculous this is.
Michael gives the finest Chinese Finger Trap, West of the Mississippi.