Williamsport, MD is a small town outside Hagerstown, MD reaching to the Potomac River. It's filled with proud rednecks, shamed river rats, and various other groups of people, none of whom ever find anything exciting to do but head into Hagerstown and cruise "The Dual" or Dual Highway. Also dubbed "Da Port," it is the other, better Williamsport, nowhere close to Filtydelphia. Although past teams at Williamsport High School have been strikingly better at football, the past few years have seen losing records, earning the reputation of "an easy win."

See also Hagerstown.

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