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4 definitions by Charles Van Deventer

 
1.
The gay part of Mongolia.
You can tell he's from Schlongolia from his accent.
by Charles Van Deventer November 08, 2007
 
2.
Extremely spicy ejaculate.
"After eating Schlongolian for lunch, Tamer shot some turkish tabasco in my eye."
by Charles Van Deventer November 08, 2007
 
3.
The act of throwing your soon-to-be ex-girlfriend a party celebrating your breakup, in which you chop up her dog and throw on her while yelling "surprise!"
"Jason got dog confetti all over my cocktail dress. Why didn't he just call me to break up with me instead of inviting me to a party?"
by Charles Van Deventer November 08, 2007
 
4.
Never put anything smaller than your penis in your ear.
"Dan forgot to follow the "rule of the bone," and now he has a vagina stuck in his ear."
by Charles Van Deventer November 08, 2007