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2 definitions by Captain Clam

(1)(verb) To smack someone with your dick (correct style dictates a sharp thump on the forehead, lips, or if burning with jizz- the eye)- done to illustrate dominance and the dicksmackee's position of submission or subjugation.

(2)(noun) That which is left after masterbation... limp dick and a palm full of goo.

(3)(noun) One who has the same general worthlessness or usefulness as a lifeless penis combined with a dying mass of spent jizz.
"Hey dick smack, get off the couch and get your shit out of the washer."

"I loved that girl, she always appreciated a good old fashioned dick smacking. I can't say she really truly loved it, but she damn well respected it."
by Captain Clam August 25, 2006
(1)(noun) The act of doing something no holds barred with insane passion and dedication. (2)(adj.) A complete mastery of the deep throat such that the penis and testicles are enveloped or at least the tongue touches the taint. (2)(adverb)(obscure) An act of intercourse where the male attempts to "crush the guts" of the female participant, attempting to thrust so deeply that the penis and testicles seem to have entered the vaginal canal.
(syn.- see "balls deep, balls and all")
1. - "No guts- no glory, no brains- no headache! I'm hitt'n that fuck'n slope balls 'n all... "

2. - "She actually milked my balls with her lips while I was blowing down her throat! Oh ya' she took it balls 'n all man, balls 'n all!"

3. - "She wanted it harder, so I gave it to her balls 'n all- she screamed like she was dying, came so hard she threw her back out, then told me she loved me."

by Captain Clam August 25, 2006