1 definition by Captain Chickenshit

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A large mass that is morally/spiritually bankrupt and causes pain amongst everyone around them. A downing has no real purpose on this earth than to fill others with grief, hatred, angst, and stupidity. A downing loves to be in control at all times and when it senses it's losing control it eats and spews verbal diarrhea on those surrounding. A downing uses it's lard and childish behavior to deceive others. The childish behavior includes: crying, running to mommy's, throwing a temper tantrum in public, getting physically angry about food, nags the person closest to it, and most of all is spineless.

This can also be referred to as having "Downings Syndrome"
Person 1: Hey you're looking good today.

Person 2: WHAT THE FUCK! HOW DARE YOU SAY I LOOK GOOD!

Person 1: Alright! You don't have to be a Downing.

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Person 1: What's for dinner tonight?

Person 2: MAKE YOUR OWN FUCKING DINNER, I ALREADY ATE 8 BOXES OF CHEESE!

Person 2: When did you develop Downings Syndrome?
by Captain Chickenshit May 11, 2011

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