Well, down under, in Australi-bloody-a, pussy lips has been know to regular horny bastards for donkeys years as piss-flaps. If you want, piss-en-off and get on with businiss (apart from any regular toiletry function).
Shiela, your piss-flaps (pussy lips) are nice and beautiful and all that, but please get-em out of the way.
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