ADJ. Worthy of shanking.
Someone that is awefully annoying, hideously ugly, or just plain
fucking stupid...and deserves to be shanked.
They often do not realize they display these qualities
which makes them ever more shankable.
Girl 1: He told me like 8 times that
he just graduated
from community college.
Girl 2: He sounds like a tool.
Girl 1: Shankable?
Girl 2: Definitely!
Girl 1: "That
over there just
grabbed my ass as i walked by."
Girl 2: "Fucking shank 'im"