Cal Ripken's definitions

Pop-Joe

(1) This is when you tell someone you can't make it to their wedding because it is just too far to travel, and then attend another wedding at the same location. (2) A form of the schnide

"Hey Kevin, why did your Dad come to Jay's wedding when he said Notre Dame was too far to travel for mine? Sorry Corbett, you just got the Pop-Joe."

by Cal Ripken September 1, 2004

Blaesed

(1) The act of lobbying for yourself to receive an invitation to a wedding.

"Kevin, I'm not going to get the Mick from your wedding am I? I really want to come and see the boys."

by Cal Ripken April 28, 2004