Cal Ripken's definitions

Maritaed

(1) When someone lobbies you to receive an invitation to your wedding because it is taking place in their home town, but you decide to schnide them anyway because it would be funny." (2)

"Ferry tried as hard as he could but he still got Marited for the wedding in Philly."

by Cal Ripken April 28, 2004

Mannioned

(1) this occurs when you invite a friend to your wedding and he attends but then when he gets married he does not invite you to his wedding.

"Too bad Tom couldnt be here but he got "Mannioned" from Blaes's wedding."

by Cal Ripken December 10, 2003