Cal Ripken's definitions

Maritaed

(1) When someone lobbies you to receive an invitation to your wedding because it is taking place in their home town, but you decide to schnide them anyway because it would be funny." (2)

"Ferry tried as hard as he could but he still got Marited for the wedding in Philly."

by Cal Ripken April 28, 2004

Blaesed

(1) The act of lobbying for yourself to receive an invitation to a wedding.

"Kevin, I'm not going to get the Mick from your wedding am I? I really want to come and see the boys."

by Cal Ripken April 28, 2004